I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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