yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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