For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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