That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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