Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Randomize
