literally had 100 drinks last night.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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