Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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