haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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