If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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