well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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