Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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