I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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