After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
it's like heaven, but drunker
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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