Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
