Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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