Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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