Swine flu is the new snow day.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
