i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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