remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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