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only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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