yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Randomize
