clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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