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Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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