At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Randomize
