i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I believe in your delicious
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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