It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
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