doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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