Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize