The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
