Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Randomize
