i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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