READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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