im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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