BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
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Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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