Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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