Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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