Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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