im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
You need Xanax blowdarts
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
