he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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