U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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