This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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