I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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