Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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