Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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