found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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