I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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