We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
