Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
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