Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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