He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
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