so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
