so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
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