You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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