Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
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