I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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