I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Randomize
